BREAK UP LINES
February 19, 2008break-up lines from (stupid) guys
1. “I just realized that I don’t want to be touched.”
–Whaddafuckisdat?!
faye = ikaw na lang pud i-touched? yuck oi… luod!!!
2. I’m confused and I need some time out to find myself!!!
–Eto flashlight, go look for yourself!
faye = baliktada ang t-shirt oi!!!
3. “Maybe this is not the right time for us.”
–Anak ng tipaklong! di na kita tatanggapin ulit no?!
faye = tingin mo naman aantayin kita?
4. “Di kita maalagaan ng tulad ng ineexpect mo. You deserve someone better. That’s not me.”
–eh niligawan mo pa ako at pinasagot? jerk!
faye = obvious… gago!
5. “Lasing lang ako kagabi. Sorry.”
–Eh ako ba lasing?!
faye = P*T!&G &%A MO!!!!
6. Eto kinuwento sa akin ng friend ko, na sinabi daw sa kanya ng boyfriend niya. “We are too different from each other.” To which my angry friend retorted: “Tama
ka diyan! I’m a woman, you’re a wuss.” LOL buti nga.
faye = GO GIRL!!! KICK HIS FUCKIN ASS!!!
7. “We have to meet other people to see what it’s like to be with someone else. I’m giving you that choice. if you come back to me, we’ll both be better from having chosen freely.”
–labo nmn nun!
faye = ako babalik??? manigas ka!!!
8. “Someday, hahanapin kita, when we’re both ready. When we don’t care about the odds. Kung tayo talaga, tayo rin in the end, di ba?”
–Wha!!! Wha!!! Wala ka nang babalikan!
faye = bakit..kala mo makakalabas ka pa dito ng buhay?
9. “I really think that we should break up.” “Why?” “Because I don’t know if I still love you.”
–Ouch pare! Oks lang sana kung ganun lang eh… tapos next week may kasama na siyang iba. Olrayt sa okei!
faye = how honest of you… sapak gusto mo?
10. “I just realized I haven’t had time to walk my dog…”
–LOL sapul!
faye = DOG? yuck… dog-fucker ka pla?
11. “It’s not you, it’s me…”
–Ket? Whats wrong with you?…
Kunyari, patay mali sya para pahirapan sya…
faye = TAMA!!! sya ang tanga,gago at may kasalanan…
12. “I can no longer handle multiple priorities!!”
eto naman sagot ko: Multiple orgasm kaya mo i-handle!
faye = multiple homicide kaya ko i-commit…let me show you how… payag ka?
faye = meron pa isa…
him: “may problema ako…”
her: “pano ako makatulong?”
him: “di ba di pa ako pwede manligaw pag may syota pa ako?”
her: “ala ka ng problema..”
him: “break na tayo? (masaya sya)”
her: “basta la ka na problema”
him: “can you call this #? palakas mo ko sa kanya”
faye = BAYOTA KA!!! BAYOT!!! BAYOT!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA….
faye
HER VOCABULARY
FIVE MINUTES
= If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes of you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
GO AHEAD
= This is a dare, not a permission. DONT DO IT!!!
FINE
= women use this at the end of any arguemant when they feel that they are right but need to shut a man up.
NOTHING
= This is the clam before th estorm. THis means "SOMETHING" and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with ‘NOTHING" usually end in "FINE".
LOUD SIGH
= Although not an actual word, the loud sigh is often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "NOTHING".
THAT’S OKAY
= This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "THAT’s OKAY" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
THANKS
= This is the least used of all words in the female vocabulary. If a woman is thanking you, DO NOT QUESTION IT! Just say you’re welcome and back out of the room..
LEARN IT! DEAL WITH IT! LIVE WITH IT!
KAPPIIISHHH?!?!?
When A Girl….
Know more about girls..
When a girl is quite, millions of things are running in her mind.
When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.
When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions, she is wondering how long you will be around
When a girls answers, "I’m Fine" after a few seconds, she is not at all fine.
Whe a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.
When a girl lays at your chest, she is wishing for you to be hers forever.
When a girl wants to see you everyday, she wants to be pampered.
When a girl says "I Love You", she means it.
When a girl says "I Miss You", no one in this world can miss you more.
When A Girl….
Know more about girls..
When a girl is quite, millions of things are running in her mind.
When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.
When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions, she is wondering how long you will be around
When a girls answers, “I’m Fine” after a few seconds, she is not at all fine.
Whe a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.
When a girl lays at your chest, she is wishing for you to be hers forever.
When a girl wants to see you everyday, she wants to be pampered.
When a girl says “I Love You”, she means it.
When a girl says “I Miss You”, no one in this world can miss you more.
my heart is bleeding.. and so does my wrist
Last night i tried to cut myself. Sad that my pocket knife was dull (or maybe i just have a thick skin) that only scratches were made. I am not trying to kill myself. I just want to divert the pain i am feeling in my heart to the pain in my hand. But to no avail. I have always been like this; everytime the intensity is too much for my heart to handle. I always thought the pain in my arm would alleviate that in my heart. And it does… but for a little while. Then i realize that it is not the actual pain that makes it hard, but the reality that the wound in my hand is going to heal and the one in my heart never will.
