HER VOCABULARY
February 19, 2008FIVE MINUTES
= If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes of you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
GO AHEAD
= This is a dare, not a permission. DONT DO IT!!!
FINE
= women use this at the end of any arguemant when they feel that they are right but need to shut a man up.
NOTHING
= This is the clam before th estorm. THis means "SOMETHING" and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with ‘NOTHING" usually end in "FINE".
LOUD SIGH
= Although not an actual word, the loud sigh is often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "NOTHING".
THAT’S OKAY
= This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "THAT’s OKAY" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
THANKS
= This is the least used of all words in the female vocabulary. If a woman is thanking you, DO NOT QUESTION IT! Just say you’re welcome and back out of the room..
LEARN IT! DEAL WITH IT! LIVE WITH IT!
KAPPIIISHHH?!?!?
When A Girl….
Know more about girls..
When a girl is quite, millions of things are running in her mind.
When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.
When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions, she is wondering how long you will be around
When a girls answers, "I’m Fine" after a few seconds, she is not at all fine.
Whe a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.
When a girl lays at your chest, she is wishing for you to be hers forever.
When a girl wants to see you everyday, she wants to be pampered.
When a girl says "I Love You", she means it.
When a girl says "I Miss You", no one in this world can miss you more.
When A Girl….
Know more about girls..
When a girl is quite, millions of things are running in her mind.
When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.
When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions, she is wondering how long you will be around
When a girls answers, “I’m Fine” after a few seconds, she is not at all fine.
Whe a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.
When a girl lays at your chest, she is wishing for you to be hers forever.
When a girl wants to see you everyday, she wants to be pampered.
When a girl says “I Love You”, she means it.
When a girl says “I Miss You”, no one in this world can miss you more.
