HER VOCABULARY
February 19, 2008FIVE MINUTES
= If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes of you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
GO AHEAD
= This is a dare, not a permission. DONT DO IT!!!
FINE
= women use this at the end of any arguemant when they feel that they are right but need to shut a man up.
NOTHING
= This is the clam before th estorm. THis means "SOMETHING" and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with ‘NOTHING" usually end in "FINE".
LOUD SIGH
= Although not an actual word, the loud sigh is often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "NOTHING".
THAT’S OKAY
= This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "THAT’s OKAY" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
THANKS
= This is the least used of all words in the female vocabulary. If a woman is thanking you, DO NOT QUESTION IT! Just say you’re welcome and back out of the room..
LEARN IT! DEAL WITH IT! LIVE WITH IT!
KAPPIIISHHH?!?!?
